It seems that many people are misinformed about the true nature of ninjas, and so to work to educate the public, I am contributing these pictures of ninjas engaged in various day-to-day ninja activities. I am a professional ninja photographer, and please, do not try to photograph ninjas, as it is very dangerous, and best left to professionals.
Ninjas watching porn:
Ninjas Shark fishing:
Ninjas destroying Ska:
Ninjas stealing a baby:
Ninjas having a picnic:
I was skateboarding one day...suddenly from like outta nowhere...this ninja and he says; "that looks easy..." and so I let him borrow my board and sure enough...for a second as he took off into the deep end of the bowl...I seriously thought..."Hey...ninjas can skate!" (they can't) So...all the kids then notice this knocked out ninja I am standing over...and I told them I kicked his ass...all the kids were awestruck.
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